This Adventure Is Happening

I took the day off and we're sticking to the plan I can't come to the phone right now I left a sticky with instructions on the fridge Got to swing by the house and grab my amulet You've got obligations This adventure's happening What's your explanation This adventure's happening I'm starting to lose my patience This adventure's happening The idol burns with an ominous light Tuck it in your cloak, friend, keep it out of sight A wizard will appraise it and trade it for a map Written in a language only spoken in the past Can you fathom the fathoms deep in the caverns Do you insist this abyss is amiss Do you gape at the gaping great grotto Or itch to pitch right into the ditch You've got obligations This adventure's happening What's your explanation This adventure's happening I'm starting to lose my patience This adventure's happening Steel meets skull with a sickening crack The Mengele's bones turn back into stones The water recedes and a path is revealed The Serpent Lord's treasure horde is yours You've got obligations This adventure's happening What's your explanation This adventure's happening I'm starting to lose my patience This adventure's happening You open your door to that old familiar smell Your apartment looks pretty much as you left it 452 work related emails Here's my phone charger, where's my amulet