Boris Johnson

Boris... He had an affair Boris... He's got comedy hair Boris! He's an Islamophobe! Boris! He's a human chode! Oi, oi, oi! Oi, oi, oi! He's a Tory muppet! He's a UKIP puppet! Boris... He's faintly sinister Boris... He's a shit Prime Minister Boris! And his ticking Brexit clock! Boris! He's a fucking cock! Oi, oi, oi! Come on... Oi, oi, oi! And Rees-Mogg's a cunt and all! Boris... Boris... Boris... Boris... Boris Johnson... Boris... Boris... Boris... Boris! De Pfeffel Johnson!