14th Floor

My baby lives on the 14th floor But she don't love me any more I'm gonna walk up to her door And say - hur hur hur - (she lives on the 14th floor) I'm gonna be a big indian chief and I want you to be my squaw! She says ooh I know what's on your mind I think you're chauvinist ideas are a little out of touch and a little unkind? I said oh baby, I'm explaining can't you see? I'm prepared to pretend that you're not you, if you'll pretend that I'm not me! My mind is gone. You turn me on. With a little iddy bit of imagination, I can keep it up till dawn You can be my Barbara Bach and I'll be your Roger Moore ba-ba-baby (from the popular James Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me) Oh I love you to the core. You're the one I wanna entrance. I never wanna be a bore. I wanna lay down the law I'm gonna show you baby what my mind and my body is for Get down on my hands and knees and LICK your kitchen floor baby! Count the ways I love you. One, two, three, I'll count right up to four But you don't know what you're doing to me if you won't see me any more You be the nurse and I'll be the patient. Watch my temperature soar ba-ba-baby! You can be a naughty little girl, I'm an officer of the law baby You can be a hot roast lamb and watch my gravy pour baby Your body is a stately home. I'll take the guided tour baby. You can be about 5foot3, and I'll be 6foot4 baby We can be like Arthur and Gueniviere, you know, back in days of yore baby You can be a prickly pear and I'll be a big Paw Paw baby Start with a skirmish in the middle east, and move on to the Third World War now baby! And drown.