Country Fan

All this country music will be the death of me Don't bury my body, let it sink into the sea Where I'll meet Ernest Tubb and Bill Bixby Yeah he's a country fan, just like me Yeah he's a country fan, just like me Guess my gut has a hole where all the drinking songs go Where lovers make up and outlaws left alone And everyone's cheating but they're sure well meaning And they're all country fans, just like me Yeah they're all country fans, just like me Where honky tonks are all city halls and the sheriffs are all in jail Got loose change in pocket and the smokes are all on sale Oh I got someone special on my arm for the whole world to see Yeah she's a country fan, just like me Yeah she's a country fan, just like me So don't wake me up from this two-bit dream It's a western wonderland, best saloon I've ever seen Oh there's dancing and joking and life worth living Won't you be a country fan, just like me Won't you be a country fan, just like me