Bird Was Cheap

Me sit down Food look good Uncle start Me knew he would Here it come Me know sign "Turkey cost Arm plus spine!" "Listen here, It's a scam! Stores just rob With outstretched hand! Back in day, Bird was cheap- Now it's half My rent this week!" Pulls out his phone Charts all red "Look at this, Can't even afford bread! Who run store? Who make rules? Who take cash? Think we fools!" "Listen here, It's a scam! Stores just rob With outstretched hand! Back in day, Bird was cheap- Now it's half My rent this week!" Ten years back Bird cost dime!" Uncle scoffs, "Whole thing's a crime." Foreign farms Take our land! We must fight Make our stand!" Dad play dead Mom start shout Dog more wise Just blackout Wifey text me 'Neath the plate "Save yourself Before too late!" "Listen here, It's a scam! Stores just rob With outstretched hand! Back in day, Bird was cheap- Now it's half My rent this week!" "Listen here, It's a scam! Stores just rob With outstretched hand! Back in day, Bird was cheap- Now it's half My rent this week!" Three hours pass Still he rave 'Bout who run Big food cave Save me now From brain pain Next year me Fake migraine