FOMO Sapiens

FOMO Sapiens, last of his kind Always a step and discovery behind Missed invention of sex, still humps trees Evolution's party, no R.S.V.P. FOMO Sapiens, anxiety sky-high Missed the memo on how to not die While others invent, he's stuck in time Paleolithic outcast, missing his prime He hear whisper 'bout secret tool convention Missed invite, no caveman did mention They're crafting spears while he still throws poop Sharpening rocks as he licks up his soup FOMO Sapiens, anxiety sky-high Missed the memo on how to not die While others invent, he's stuck in time Paleolithic outcast, missing his prime Tribe discover fire, throw lit cave bash He not invited, dreams turn to ash They're cooking mammoth steaks medium-rare He's gnawing on bark with a vacant stare Neanderthals painting caves with style His artwork? Stick figures, juvenile Skipped the spear-throwing class, botches every hunt Now he's starving, his growth's been stunt FOMO Sapiens, anxiety sky-high Missed the memo on how to not die While others invent, he's stuck in time Paleolithic outcast, missing his prime Evolution's fast train left the station FOMO Sapiens still figuring out salivation While others advance, he regress His life's a huge Paleolithic mess