Grug vs. Squirrel

Hey bushy-tailed punk, suck my nuts Actually wait...no please not my nuts Definitely not my nuts, get those nuts over there Go choke on acorns, you furry waste of air Chatter all day, no one gives a shit Your mom's a ho, your dad's a half-wit Tree rat bitch with buck-tooth grin Time for Grug and club to commit a sin Bushy-tail bitch meets club-swinging fool One's nature's snitch, one's a knuckle-dragging tool Acorn-breath punk and mammoth-shit-for-brains One's lunch, the other's leftovers in the food chain Look who's talking, ya big hairy ape Your skull's so thick, thoughts can't escape Hunt all day, but can't catch a grape While I feast all winter, you just scrape Bushy-tail bitch meets club-swinging fool One's nature's snitch, one's a knuckle-dragging tool Acorn-breath punk and mammoth-shit-for-brains One's lunch, the other's leftovers in the food chain Winter's coming, you'll freeze your nuts While Grug dine on yummy mammoth guts Think you safe up in that tree? Grug's rock 'bout to make you history Hear me out, ya caveman clown Your days on top are numbered, start counting them down Can't climb trees, can't crack a nut Stuck on the ground with your giant beer gut Bushy-tail bitch meets club-swinging fool One's nature's snitch, one's a knuckle-dragging tool Acorn-breath punk and mammoth-shit-for-brains One's lunch, the other's leftovers in the food chain Your tree-climbing skills, won't save your ass Grug's fire's burning, and you're the grass Your acorn stash, will be my delight Gonna burn your home, and watch you take flight Bushy-tail bitch meets club-swinging fool One's nature's snitch, one's a knuckle-dragging tool Acorn-breath punk and mammoth-shit-for-brains One's lunch, the other's leftovers in the food chain Listen up Grug, here's the evolutionary tea While your kind's still grunting, mine's growing a family tree Yeah, I'm small and fuzzy, but at least I can adapt While you're stuck in caves drawing stick figures that look whack So keep swinging that club like a primitive fool 'Cause in a million years, my kind will still rule Your brain's so small it makes a pebble look vast Just like your future - living in the past