My Dog Voted Republican

Me dog Rex, him good boy Him chew bone, bring much joy Last week him do, suspicious thing Stole me ballot, vote right wing Me dog voted Republican Him bark at taxes, howl at Democrat man Rex watch Fox News all night long Him growl when A.O.C. come on Him wear MAGA collar, very proud Bark "Tariff good!" extra loud! Him refuse vaccine at vet visit "My body, my choice" - him commit Him stream Tucker every night on phone Think Bill Gates put chip in dog bone Me dog voted Republican Him bark at taxes, howl at Democrat man Rex watch Fox News all night long Him growl when A.O.C. come on Him wear MAGA collar, very proud Bark "Tariff good!" extra loud! Rex boycott PetSmart, call it woke Him stock up treats before they broke Him chase tail like trickle-down theory All day spinning, him never weary Rex sniff Constitution buried deep Whimper "freedom" each night, in his sleep Him bite mailman's ankle hard Then blame migrant dogs in yard Me dog voted Republican Him bark at taxes, howl at Democrat man Rex watch Fox News all night long Him growl when A.O.C. come on Him wear MAGA collar, very proud Bark "Tariff good!" extra loud! Me dog voted Republican Him bark at taxes, howl at Democrat man Rex watch Fox News all night long Him growl when A.O.C. come on Him wear MAGA collar, very proud Bark "Tariff good!" extra loud! Rex say libs want steal his bone So him patrol yard all alone But him still best friend to me Even if him bark conspiracies