Haunted House

This is a public service announcement Welcome, creatures of all kinds, to a haunted house But beware that once you enter There's no going back Knock, knock The door comes creaking open The chimney lights a cig up And the chimney starts to smoke then I walk in slowly, doors get shut Shit, I've been closed in I tried to turn the lights on But the lights seem to be broken Hello, welcome to my house You think my house is creepy? It is indeed, the walls have ears And eyes inside the TV It's nice and cold inside the house I know the vibe is eerie I'm right behind you It's a shame that both your eyes can't see me Believe me when I say there's no escape Don't try to leave me Innocent fools have come to lift my curse And try to free me I am the curse and you're a puppet on the strings You need me Let's change the mood, I cast a spell And make your eyes go dreamy Butterflies in your stomach Are causing a ruckus And chaos is brewing in your mind There is not a single way out now I can hear the television turn on, there's no sound Turn the volume up There's a faint sound speaking to me and it says Welcome to my haunted house Welcome to my house Welcome to my haunted house Where there's no way to get out Welcome to my haunted house Welcome to my house Welcome to my haunted house Where there's no way to get out Cold winds blow and open windows Indoors frozen No one knows where I am I try to call them But my phone is zoning I'm on my own and all alone I feel the time is slowing My watch is broken, glass is shattered That's an awful omen Oh man, I hear the buzz of flies Buzzing in my belly Over barely breathing semi-conscious butterflies I'm feeling buzzed, and eyes are drowsy How's this house revolving? Feeling dizzy, suddenly I'm startled by a thunder strike I wish the Sun goodnight And tuck it cozily in the clouds I'm mentally trickin' your mind I voice your thoughts, and think aloud I'm steadily making my way into your ear And whisper out "You're stuck in a maze, no running away No way to figure it out" There's something in my ear Please take it out, I want to leave You want to leave? I want to leave, I want to Let me please! This is the spider's den You're stuck inside the web I weave Somebody help! Somebody help! Somebody help me please! The walls are drowning out your sound And slowly closing in The wind escorts the clouds into the house And blows them in The light escapes your eyes, the darkness starts to grow and then I hear the scream of the Holy Ghost of Rosalin The shock and horror seems to Paralyse your eyelids Your skin is turning blue and All your thoughts are ultraviolet I hear your ribs crack Your heart has chosen violence I'm drowning in the depths of the deafening sound of silence I gasp for air, I hit the floor And pray that it's a dream I pinch myself, and pinch again And tears begin to stream It's not a dream, I'm wide awake And it seems real to me I'm desperate, I want to leave And then begin to scream Let me get out! Let me get out! Let me get out! That is not an option Let me get out! Let me get out! Let me get out! The TV turns on sayin' Welcome to my haunted house Welcome to my house Welcome to my haunted house Where there's no way to get out Welcome to my haunted house Where there's no way to get out The floor will open up its mouth And you'll fall into the ground