I Say You

I'd pat myself on the back again If I could only reach And when I say I, I really mean you And when I say I, I really mean you I'm getting fatter from the fodder Every day I've got you feeding from the bottle And when I say you I really mean me And now for your questions but you already know The answers I give are the ones you should grow And when I say I, I really mean me And when I say I, I really mean me Please hold all your questions Until the end of the show The time from the phone is costing you know And when I say you I really mean me I'd pat myself on the back again If I could only reach And when I say I, I really mean you And when I say I, I really mean you