Couch Potato

My claim to fame is Nothing important That’s how I like it Utterly useless I need to diet I could just vomit Which is the easiest Which one is the best I wanna spend my time horizontally Don’t wanna lose the remote even remotely A couch potato Lazy lying low Wait til tomorrow To pick up the tempo If this is my show It won’t get on the road I am a torso Going commando I wanna spend my time horizontally Don’t wanna lose the remote even remotely