American Apology Tour

It's about time for a real American apology tour… I'm sorry I'm sorry that our government spends more money on drone strikes Than on making sure you have a hot meal and a safe place to sleep tonight Zip a dee doo dah Zip a dee ay My oh my, what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine Heading my way Zip a dee doo dah Zip a dee ay I'm sorry I'm sorry our society pretends like you don't exist Or like all you need is a sturdy pair of bootstraps to pull yourself out of this shit Zip a dee doo dah Zip a dee ay My oh my, what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine Heading my way Zip a dee doo dah Zip a dee ay But mostly, I'm sorry I rolled up my windows and tried my best not to make eye contact Because I'm in kind of a hurry and problems are easier to deal with when they're abstract I mean, it's easy to bitch about poverty and injustice: words are cheap, but when it comes time to choose Between a meaningful sacrifice and my own interests, I'm most likely to make up some excuse Like, "I'm just too busy," or, "He'll probably just spend it all on booze" Zip a dee doo dah Zip a dee ay My oh my, what a wonderful day