The First Rain in Eden

God, I hope I'm a good person It's in the little things Like taking care of litter And giving people wings I hope I'm a good person At least at surface layer I care how you perceive me I'll notice if you stare I want to be more saintly Than how I see myself You say you don't deserve me And everything I sell But maybe I'm just selfish I disregard the rules Chaotic-good presenting Chaotic-neutral fool And I'll do the things I think are best for me I'm the serpent that descended from the tree Don't give a damn about Adam or Eve No, I procured the apple 'cause I wanted to see God, I hope at least I'm decent I rank an average 'fine' A satisfactory completion In an outstanding moral time I'll book a flight to Eden And sit atop the wall And even out my breathing And contemplate the fall And I'll do the things I think are best for me I'm the serpent that descended from the tree Don't give a damn about Adam or Eve No, I procured the apple 'cause I wanted to see I've a unique perspective on objective truth I don't believe a word that comes from me or you Couldn't care less about the things you do No, I procured the apple 'cause I wanted to Oh, I'll be there For the first rain in Eden Oh, I was there For the last rain in Eden Oh, I'll be there (I'll be there) For the first rain in Eden (For the first rain in Eden) Oh, I was there (Oh, I was there) For the last rain in Eden