Champion of the Beach

We went down, down, down to see The vacant lot on Bleecker Street An eerie calm from beyond the break Tambourine rattle of the rattlesnake The day was old, the night was young We were underneath the hot, hot sun Into the unknown Shimmy shimmy coco puff, ooh-la-la Drinking the tequila 'til the 'quila was gone The clock strikes midnight, one and two I was walking choppy like a long-necked goose The day was old, the night was young We were underneath the hot, hot sun Into the unknown We went down, down, down to see On a white Peugeot with a black rubber seat Legs danglin' off the back Board tied down with a bungee strap The day was old, the night was young We were underneath the hot, hot sun Into the unknown Shimmy shimmy coco puff, ooh-la-la Drinking the tequila til the 'quila was gone The clock strikes midnight, one and two I was walking choppy like a long-necked goose The day was old, the night was young We were underneath the hot, hot sun Into the unknown Birdrock, blastoff, turtle roll Midnight surfing, drop the bowl Holy moly, guacamole, cannonball into a roly-poly At Pancho's Left, it was me and Jeff On our way to SummerLand on an old school cruiser Popsicle until our wheels hit the sand Go Champion of the beach To separate the men from boys, they drew a line in the sand And in the end, the dust will settle and only one will stand So gather 'round, sound the horn for everyone to see Who they call the champ, champion of the beach