Cockroach Shower

I took a shower the other day And a cockroach fell on my leg I did not know what to do I flicked it off with my shoe That's not how I wanted to start my day I took a shower the other day And a cockroach fell on my leg When I hung up my towel It landed and I howled I think it thought it was getting away I took a shower the other day And a cockroach fell on my leg I thought it quite rude As I was nude And now I look before I enter I took a shower the other day And a cockroach fell on my leg I squished it with my shoe I had to wipe up the goo That's not how I wanted to start my day I took a shower the other day And no cockroach fell on my leg I thought of the deceased As I showered in peace. And now it's so much better One day my girlfriend sat down to pee And a cockroach climbed up her knee She flicked it into the bowl It left and went in a hole And now I'm getting yelled at And now I'm getting yelled at I took a shower the other day And looked where the cockroach escaped Now I know my role As I sealed all the holes That's not how I wanted to start my day