Mother-In-Law Blues

When she flies in to visit We all want to leave We're all in a prison And we got to be free I got the mother-in-law blues And I know just what to do Her days are numbered I got the mother-in-law blues Maybe I'll spike her bourbon Or I'll put out a hit As long as she's not around I don't care about it I got the mother-in-law blues And I know just what to do Her days are numbered I got the mother-in-law blues Got the blues She's no longer with us God rest her soul I'd like to say that I miss her But I finally got paroled I got the mother-in-law blues And I don't know what to do Her days are numbered I got the mother-in-law blues Ain't got no mother-in-law blues No more blues