Spewing

Hello this is Winston Virginia from WBLLL Reporting at you live from downtown Hookson, by the apple orchard The scene has been amok with distress all afternoon Seeing violent confrontation of people rising and clashing in the streets Caramel sauce, spewing (Spewing) That's right Winston After recent allegations of coring the brains of his own constituents Kandi Korn, the encumbrent mayor of Hookson Has been caught f-causing war with the Fruit Bats He turned own home into a mechanical fortress With legs and cand-caramel launchers (Caramel launchers) Oh my gosh, he-look over there It looks like B-Bomepheous has taken out the last caramel launcher on Kandi Korn's home That's it, his mech fortress is defenseless Oh, and the citizens know it They're rising, they're com-hot dozens and hundreds of 'em (Dozens and hundreds of 'em) Hey, uh, Paul Joe here I'm not the cameraman I'm more of a Camel man But if you look over there, Kandi Korn just got walloped (Walloped) By the Governor's step-wife, commander of the Fruit Bats She walloped him right in the popper After much consultation, it would appear as though the rumors are indeed true As you can still see, the Governor's step-wife has, and continues to, strike Kandi Korn with her fists Oh, and there he goes, catapulting off of the house mech Off of one brutal blow, and into the orchard (Spewing) (Wallop) (Spewing) (Wallop) Oh, everyone's covered in caramel now Look over there, the Korn is stuck to the tree now Everyone, get the bats, run toward the tree Bats high, get that caramel, get it fused into the bark, as soon as you can Run, run! (Run!) Pandemonium as citizens race toward the tree with glee to smash all of the anger they seethe with Oh, but what's this? Next to the tree, inside the orchard, it appears to be a time portal Who's that? (Who's that?) I won't lie with my own eye, that appears to be George Washington The first president of the world, which includes Hookson He has an axe and he's joining in, he's cutting down The Father He's relieving Kandi Korn of his sin He's turning to the camera now He wants to tell us something