The Founding Forefather of Funk

My name is George and I'm here to say I told you I'd be back on another day In the revolution Didn't have a constitution Two fighters lost their son In the hole they grew as one I put them in the ground Kinda felt like I'd been clowned Till the magic of the kernel Proved a prophecy eternal Now they're sitting under, Kandi Korn they torn asunder If the deed did all we need We wouldn't tree it If the deed did all we need We wouldn't tree it (Wouldn't tree it) If the deed did all we need We wouldn't tree it (Wouldn't tree it) If the deed did all we need We wouldn't tree it (Wouldn't tree it) If the deed did all we need (Ha ha!) I'm the hip-hoppin' president (Who?) Commander-in-chief of crunk (Hey!) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Founding forefather of funk (Whoo!) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Commander-in-chief of crunk (Okay) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Founding forefather of funk (Funk) I thought my job was done Built an orchard just for fun Ran a country for a while But it couldn't make me smile (What do you do in the mean time?) Kandi Korn was on my mind so I called up Father Time Yes, what is it Things are busy as a brine at the Citadel of Time Heya pops it's me George Washington I've been thinking a lot about those two wrestlers and their son Say no more, my friend so meek I am opening a portal for what you seek Gee-whiz Thank's Time Daddy I'm the hip-hoppin' president (Who?) Commander-in-chief of crunk (Hey!) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Founding forefather of funk (Whoo!) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Commander-in-chief of crunk (Okay) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Founding forefather of funk (Funk) How'd my orchard get so scary Situation's feeling hairy But then I saw the light Father Tree was glowing bright Kandi Korn had been defeated Seems my role had been depleted Never would've bet my life On that fruit-bat-leading wife I'm the hip-hoppin' president (Who?) Commander-in-chief of crunk (Hey!) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Founding forefather of funk (Whoo!) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Commander-in-chief of crunk (Okay) I'm the hip-hoppin' president Founding forefather of funk (Funk)