Who's Your Waifu

Is she a tomboy throwing punches in the street? Or a goth girl with her eyeliner on fleek? Maybe she's a gyaru nails long and bright? Or just unremarkable but man she feels right? Does she read Dostoevsky or struggle with math? Spends all day in cosplay or can't pick a hat? Does she sip her tea like a noble dame? Or wear socks that never ever look the same? Who is your waifu? Tell me right now! Is she classy? Is she trashy? Does she meow?? Is she a queen or a hot mess express? Either way I bet she makes your heart say yes! Is she a mecha nerd knows Gundam by heart? Or a witchy girl casting spells in the dark? Maybe she's a yandere watching you sleep... Or just a goofy airhead talking to bees? Does she live off ramen or five-star plates? Speaks eight languages or can't spell her name? Does she write bad fanfics or hack into space? Either way she's got that waifu grace! Who is your waifu? Tell me right now! Is she fancy? Is she clumsy? Does she know Kung Pow?? Does she grace the ballroom or trip down the stairs? Either way bro I know you still care! Maybe she's drawn maybe she's coded But love like this? Bro it's devoted! She's in your heart she's in your screen And that's as real as anything can be! WHO IS YOUR WAIFU? SAY IT OUT LOUD! Is she badass? Is she dumbass? Does she make you proud?? Princess or disaster weird or refined It don't even matter-she's yours she's divine!