Guide to Pest Control

In Tresendar Manor, those rats wore red cloaks Strutting around like some dangerous folks Their leader Glasstaff, that spineless mage Fled like a coward when we stormed his cage Hey-ho, the vermin must go! Red-cloaked rats in the cellar below We'll clean out this manor, from bottom to top Till every last Redbrand's ready to drop! They thought they were fearsome, they thought they were tough Till we knocked on their door, then they'd had enough Their boss tried to hide behind his secret door Now his mangled corpse lies still on the floor Hey-ho, the vermin must go! Red-cloaked rats in the cellar below We'll clean out this manor, from bottom to top Till every last Redbrand's ready to drop! Now the manor stands cleaner without all their stench Their weapons are rusting upon every bench The townsfolk can sleep without fearing the night Since we taught those Redbrands to fear our might! Through corridors dark where the vermin once dwelled We hunted them down till their forces were felled No rat dares to scurry, no Redbrand remains Since we purged every last one from Phandalin's veins! So here's to Phandalin, now Redbrand-free Thanks to some heroes - my party and me If more rats come crawling, wearing crimson hoods We'll send them all packing back into the woods! Hey-ho, the vermin must go! Red-cloaked rats in the cellar below We'll clean out this manor, from bottom to top Till every last Redbrand's ready to drop! Hey-ho, the vermin must go! Red-cloaked rats in the cellar below We'll clean out this manor, from bottom to top Till every last Redbrand's ready to drop! Hey-ho, the vermin must go And stay gone, you worthless dogs!