The Barmaid's Double Delights

Our barmaid's blessed by gods above With gifts that make the patrons love They rise and fall with every stride Making grown men weep inside! Two reasons why we stay all night! Two reasons why our coins flow right! Two reasons why we can't look down While she's serving drinks around! They bounce and sway with practiced care While patrons gawk and stop to stare Each time she bends to pour a drink Makes warriors rise and clerics sink! Some say they're blessed by Sune herself Others claim she's part moon elf But all agree in drunk delight They're the finest sight this side of night! So raise a toast to nature's gifts That give our spirits such a lift And pray to gods that blessed this maid With treasures we hope never fade!