The Goblin's Guide to Gracelessness

There once was a goblin so green Whose face was the worst ever seen With ears like a bat And a nose like a rat He'd scare off a troll, sight unseen! Oh, sing hey and sing ho For the goblin we mock just so With his bulbous red nose And his crooked green toes This goblin's a sight to behold, oh no! This goblin, he thought he was smart But his brain was the size of a tart He'd trip on his feet Fall flat on the street And swear that the ground moved apart! Oh, sing hey and sing ho For the goblin we mock just so With his bulbous red nose And his crooked green toes This goblin's a sight to behold, oh no! In battle, he'd wave his small sword Looking more like a jester than lord He'd charge with a yell Then trip and he'd fell His war cry became a discord! Oh, sing hey and sing ho For the goblin we mock just so With his bulbous red nose And his crooked green toes This goblin's a sight to behold, oh no! So here's to the goblin so foul With a face that would make babies howl He's ugly and dumb A real goblin bum But he gives us good reason to growl!