Throw Hard, Think Soft: A Dwarf's Creed

Oh, the Dwarf with muscles of steel Whose brain's not quite his greatest deal He'll throw a javelin at any sight That dares to move or catch the light! Strong as stone and quick to throw With aim that's wild and heart aglow His javelins fly both far and wide While friends and foes all run to hide When danger calls, he's first to fight Though plans and tactics give him fright With muscles flexed and javelin raised He leaves his enemies amazed Now gather 'round and raise your beer For tales of javelins far and near Our mighty dwarf might not be wise But watch that javelin split the skies! So here's to our Dwarf, brawny and bold With a heart of gold, if truth be told He might not think before he throws But he's the best mate a party knows! Strong as stone and quick to throw With aim that's wild and heart aglow His javelins fly both far and wide While friends and foes all run to hide