the sitting song

This is a song about sitting All I know is how to sit All I've been taught is how to sit On a chair, at a table, at a desk There's a whole wide world that I haven't seen yet But all I know is how to sit at a desk All I know, All I know, All I know All I know is how to sit at a desk All I know, All I know, All I know All I know is how to sit at a desk I learn sitting down And I eat sitting down I watch TV sitting down And I chat sitting down And I travel sitting down I wrote this song sitting dowowowon And I swear that my spine will be a perfect semi-circle by the time I die My spine will be a perfect semi-circle when I die My spine will be a perfect semi-circle when I die My spine will be a perfect semi-circle when I die My spine will be a perfect semi-circle when I'm old and I die When was the last time I squatted in the garden To make myself a mudpie and run to show my daddy (The last time, the last time) When was the last time I tried to be a kung-fu Master in the lounge room (The last time, the last time) When was the last time I jumped on my bed And smashed a pillow into YOUR FACE But then I went to school and they taught me how to sit And they did very well coz I can't seem to do anything else My spine will be a perfect semi circle when I die There's a whole wide world that I haven't seen yet My spine will be a perfect semi circle when I die There's a whole wide world that I haven't seen yet All I know all I know all I know, all I know is how to sit at a desk My spine will be a perfect semi circle when I die