Lament

I sit wondering where you went We had so many good years together I just woke up one day and you were gone I'm not sure if I can just soldier on You and I were such a team Such passion, you were delicious Now I'm drowning in my husband's disappointment So I sigh, and use this estrogen ointment What'll I do without you, my libido Without you, men are just - friends Must I be through with you, dear libido Want my unbridled lust back again You were always such a trial Conspiring to make me a strumpet But now your absence has me turning To concoctions I'd rather be spurning Astroglide and Provestra These artificial things just don't cut it Please inject me with some sinful tonic For my urge has become subatomic What'll I do without you, my libido Without you, men are just friends Must I be through with you, dear libido Want my unbridled lust back again Wouldn't blame him if he left I'm just like a dried up oasis Could they invent a female Viagra Make me wet like the falls of Niagara Since you've left me all alone I have to accept some big changes Instead of one the guys keep their eyes on I've become a receding horizon What'll I do without you, my libido Without you, men are just friends Must I be done with you, dear libido Want my unbridled lust back again Want to think impure thoughts once again Want my unbridled lust back again