The Nerd Song

He will find her She must be out there "So many fishes in the sea There must be one for me" Out of luck and out of chances Out of his element, out of his mind In his heart possibility prances Must be some way he can find To win a woman who is kind And respects him for his mind It will take an act of God To fix a love-life that is flawed Bars and speed-dating Still he is waiting He has a heart of gold Yet the women drop him cold She was purty But painfully nerdy She was so shy She'd never found a guy Out of luck and out of chances Out of her element, out of her mind In her heart possibility prances Must be some way she can find To win a husband who is kind And respects her for her mind It might be when hell has thawed When our girl has got her god Around the corner Love walked fast toward her She crash-landed Right into his arms Her concussion His apologetic gushin' At the ER He asked and she said yes Out of luck and out of chances Out of their element, out of their minds In their hearts possibility prances Must be some way they can find To win a soul mate who is kind And to their charms not be blind The arts of fate and love combined And now their hearts are both entwined