Santa's Got a Delivery Dilemma

Santa's got a delivery dilemma, gotta get these toys on time From London flats to Aussie shacks, every climate, every dime Reindeer grumpy, elves are sleepy, gotta keep the spirit bright But chimneys blocked and time is ticking, what a crazy Christmas night! It's that time of year again, the beard's all white and neat Got a belly full of cookies, gotta navigate the heat Down in Rio, chimneys narrow, squeeze through with a squeak Kids are wide awake still dancing, salsa in their sleep! Santa's got a delivery dilemma, gotta get these toys on time From London flats to Aussie shacks, every climate, every dime Reindeer grumpy, elves are sleepy, gotta keep the spirit bright But chimneys blocked and time is ticking, what a crazy Christmas night! Paris rooftops, all so slick, one wrong step and down I go Landed in a mime's beret, silent night? More like silent"Oh!" Kids in Tokyo want robots, gotta find a high-rise way Up the side of skyscrapers, Sleigh bells jingling all the way! Santa's got a delivery dilemma, gotta get these toys on time From London flats to Aussie shacks, every climate, every dime Reindeer grumpy, elves are sleepy, gotta keep the spirit bright But chimneys blocked and time is ticking, what a crazy Christmas night! Stuck in a chimney, Florida heat, soot up my fluffy white trim Kids left out a plate of shrimp, gotta love a Christmas whim! Dodged a laser in Nevada, security gone wild But a little elf dust on the sensor, problem instantly defused, child! Santa's got a delivery dilemma, gotta get these toys on time From London flats to Aussie shacks, every climate, every dime Reindeer grumpy, elves are sleepy, gotta keep the spirit bright But chimneys blocked and time is ticking, what a crazy Christmas night! Finally finished, the sun peeks up, another Christmas done Exhausted Santa, belly jiggles, mission somehow still outrun But seeing smiles on all the faces, that's the magic, that's the key Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night, even to grumpy me!