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Canceled If you have an affair, then you're canceled And if you use profanity and swear, then you're canceled If you try to do some cultural appropriation, then you're canceled If you go on vacation, then you're canceled (talking about you Ted Cruz!) If you say the wrong thing, then you're canceled If yo've got too much bling, then you're canceled If you hug too long, then you're canceled And if you write a song about cancel culture, then you're canceled Canceled you are canceled Canceled you are canceled If you touch someone's butt, then you're canceled If your hard drive has smut, then you're canceled If you don't give a *whoop*, then you're canceled And if you eat a duck, then you're canceled You're canceled 'cause you're white You're canceled 'cause you're black You're canceled 'cause you incite to fight You're canceled 'cause you caused an attack If you say the N word, then you're canceled If you say the B word, then you're canceled If you don't say a word, then you're canceled If you do say a word, then you're canceled Canceled you are canceled Canceled you are canceled You're canceled when you're a far right republican You're canceled when you're a chauvinist man You're canceled when you're a far left democrat You're canceled when you call someone fat If you're a conservative, then you're canceled If you're a liberal, well then you're canceled You're canceled 'cause you're an American You're canceled 'cause you're a Mexican You're canceled 'cause you're Asian You're canceled 'cause you're European You're un-cancelable 'cause you're woke You're canceled 'cause you made a joke You're canceled 'cause you did black-face You're canceled 'cause you've got no taste Canceled you are canceled Canceled you are canceled You get canceled from a tweet Canceled because you eat meat Canceled from your social media post You get canceled then your career is toast You're canceled if you've got a banana hanging out of your pajamas You're canceled if you're gay or if you're straight You're canceled 'cause you say that you hate You're canceled 'cause you joke about people that are trans You're canceled 'cause you're clueless and you just don't understand Canceled you are canceled Canceled you are canceled You're canceled if you do drugs Canceled if you smoke nugs Canceled 'cause you're on Fox News You're canceled if you didn't pay your dues You're canceled 'cause you're on CNN You're canceled when you tweet while you're on ambien (Sorry Roseanne, but you're) Canceled you are canceled Canceled you are canceled