Bad Uncle

Bad Uncle He got no money or a ride He got a jello slip n slide Hasn't showered since Christmas past His moustache will kick your ass Watches shows on the TV Hot dogs is all he eats Got a gun rack on his lazy boy And he don't smoke no weed He's a bad Uncle baby Bad uncle yeah Rad Canada pants He's a bad Uncle baby Bad uncle yeah Where ya going with that can of gas? He lives at home with his mom His truck's on fire on the lawn Rolled a thousand cigarettes But he still sucks at it Sometimes he's prone to screaming fits Shut up you goddamn kids You better run away He got a punch like sugar ray He's a bad Uncle baby Bad uncle yeah Rad Canada pants He's a bad Uncle baby Bad uncle yeah Where ya going with that can of gas?