Hellfish

You know the little baby turtles that like to play peek-a-boo Well, you can kiss them good-bye if a hellfish comes through They inflict ecosystem trauma 'Cause they're hangry like piranhas And they gobble up the fauna like a fishy Jeffrey Dahmer A snakehead would make a lake dead And all the little lives in liquid Are jeopardized by wicked hellfish If they invaded It's the only reason I'd miss out On spicy cheese bread If a hellfish finds a mate It'll lay fifty thousand eggs a day And will walk from lake to lake On his fins and spread fast like the plague It breathes air like a toad and it lurks in the muck If the hellfish is really there then the pond might be f-- screwed A snakehead would make a lake dead And all the little lives in liquid Are jeopardized by wicked hellfish If they invaded It's the only reason I'd miss out On spicy cheese bread We hire experts in ponds who have pond PhDs Who pH balance the ponds and check on pond species Repair pond ecology with fancy pond degrees Making sure the pond turtles are feeling super fertile But there'd be environmental catastrophe If someone put a hellfish in the meer I don't think the park ponds would persevere No, no, no! A snakehead would make the lake dead (A snakehead would make a lake dead) (And all the little lives in liquid) What about the turtles? (Are jeopardized) What about what about the ducks? (By wicked hellfish) The hellfish (If they invaded) Is the only reason (It's the only reason) I'd hate to miss out (I'd miss out) On spicy cheese bread (On spicy cheese bread)