Sophomore Slump

Decrepit halls on half baked mornings I'm sick of all the droning lectures I hope that this is a good investment Second year I second guess A beautiful day, the world is my oyster I'm trying to get my vitamin d up By basking in the sunlight Taking a stroll around the campus Feeling pretty sinister As I listen to Belle and Sebastian On my headphones grinning Daydreaming about insurance fraud Getting hit by the school food truck Suffer only minor injuries Then I can get my royalties Then maybe I can pay off all this debt I'm gathering at XSU Excess University At XSU Excess University At XSU Excess University At XSU Excess University yeah So after months of classroom struggles I'm sitting in the dining hall Staring at the read receipts From every potential date I met When a glowing man approaches me Hits me up with small talk My first thought is what's the catch I hope that he's hitting on me But then his true intentions show When he brings up the man he loves He says I should know him too His name is Jesus It's always Jesus And he notices my damages Says I'm broken and prays for my wounds I guess I should expect this instead of dates When I'm a desperate dejected mess Every second chance I get is a shameful follow-up Every second chance I get is a shameful follow-up Sophomore slump Sophomore slump Sophomore slump It's a sophomore slump Sophomore slump, Sophomore slump Sophomore slump, Sophomore slump Sophomore slump, Sophomore slump Sophomore slump yeah