Tape Recorders (Tommy Wiseau)

You say sit down I need to talk to you I'm gonna turn this tape recorder on I need to know if I can use this information against you But the only thing on my mind Was who the hell uses tape recorders anymore Besides Tommy Wiseau Whoa, oh oh Tommy Wiseau Whoa, oh, oh You did something very bad You say into the tape recorder But I just need to know Why you need a tape recorder in the first place You're not Tommy Wiseau Woah, oh, oh Tommy wiseau Woah, oh oh The harassment in this workplace is driving me insane I don't understand why tape recorders even exist I'm in pain I'm in pain You could have whipped out your cellphone But in twenty years what even is going to be of Blood and bone Blood and bone One thing that came to mind Throughout the interrogation Was the long black flowing hair And then I realized that it was him in the flesh It's Tommy Wiseau Whoa, oh, oh Tommy Wiseau Whoa, oh, oh