The Ballad of the Juul Girl

I remember in like ninth grade I would just go insane during Romeo and Juliet Cause I was I could read at like a normal pace And then everyone else like just didn't Couldn't read Like any of the words I hate when that happens Like I could barely understand it So I could only imagine what it would be like For more challenged readers Oh man Which wasn't helped by that one girl That was like talking really loudly in the back of the class You know on the last day of school she pulled out like a Juul And then started like smoking it In the middle of the class on the last day Cause she thought she wouldn't get in trouble And obviously she did Cause you would have to be a fucking idiot to think If you vaped in the middle of class you wouldn't get in trouble And she didn't even try to hide it right She just blew a fat cloud in the middle of class Yeah and my teacher got really mad at her and called security She just refused to go Oh man Yeah that class wild Swear I met my friend K'ayum I drew him a picture of this dinosaur Just completely made out of penises It was called Cockasaurus Rex No it was called Cockasaurus Sex That's what it was called Oh of course Ah those were the good old times That's the tale of the girl who Juuled in my English class The ballad The ballad of the girl The ballad of the Juul girl This is fucking terrible we've achieved nothing