Beach Bum

Is this thing on? I hate going to the beach I always leave full of sand The shore is crowded And there's no where to sit So I guess I have to stand The water is freezing cold The tide is never low One big wave will take me under And I'm out in the sea foam I am a beach bum Surfing the waves under the Florida sun I am a beach bum Hate going to the beach But I'll do it anyway just for fun Do it any way just for fun Do it any way I hate going to the beach I cant ever park my car The closest parking is 3 miles away So I have to walk pretty far I hate eating at the beach There's always sand in my food Someone gave the seagull laxities So now they're shitting on some dude I am a beach bum Surfing the waves under the Florida sun I am a beach bum Bumming it out under the hot hot Florida sun Keep bumming under the Florida sun The hot hot Florida sun Keep bumming under the Florida sun Love bumming under the Florida sun That ending was terrible. Alright that's it