Straps O'Hoy

I wasn't going to watch, but like if I stand here My legs are literally shaking What you wanted earlier mmmmmm Bodywand bodywand bodywand bitch Got a hundred in my pocket Take my bitches for a trip Counterman asks can I help you He got sex shop vibes and tattoos A vibrator baby that's all I really need He wonders why I don't get someone to f*ck me Who asked you You ain't ready for this water He asked for my number I said Hell no you a bum sir I'm just kidding bitch I'm an attention slut Gave a boy my number and a picture of my butt Texted back and forth my strap is what he needed But he wanted it in his own ass I know he won't believe it Well f*ck me in the ass and call me Sally If you want this dick, then call me daddy Call me daddy You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg I get him on the floor He like my third leg He blowing up my phone Now he want a third date You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg He said he want some more He like my third leg We fuckin in the kitchen He like that cake mix You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate Prostate Prostate Prostate Hey it's Cap Catie I'm about to tear up this verse, then tear up that ass Twenty-two men I've pegged in my day I never thought life would go that way Imagine how many straight men like getting pegged Multiply that number by ten You get a lot of answers When you want a dildo in their ass That's not for me Boy sit down have a seat Then add a wink I see your curiosity Say that's not for me well that's my favorite thing I'll hit your prostate yeah I got you boo It's not my ego that's at stake Ignore your prostate I can't I want to f*ck you great It's like my clit never getting stimulation You f*ck it But my cum is staying in retention So let me f*ck you I want to see you bust Don't be a homophobe That's gonna steal your nut Cut yourself off from all the pleasure Toxic masculinity is a never never You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg I get him on the floor He like my third leg He blowing up my phone Now he want a third date You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg He said he want some more He like my third leg We fuckin in the kitchen He like that cake mix You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg I get him on the floor He like my third leg He blowing up my phone Now he want a third date You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg He said he want some more He like my third leg We fuckin in the kitchen He like that cake mix You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate Unnnnnnnnnghhhhh Unnnngh That's an asshole and it's natural Unnnnnnnnghhhhh Asshole natural Unnnnnnnnnnnnghhhh Ughhhhhhhhh Unnnnnnnnghhhh Take a deep breath and ease it in gradual Hahaha ok stop Take it east west all over the country Bitches know I'll steal your man You could say that I'm prolific Got a man with a fine ass from Brunswick Begging for my third leg Trying not to bust quick Take it up North Next one from Toledo Let me f*ck him in the ass But he wouldn't wear a speedo He's a bitch Take it down south Got a boy from Georgia Yeah, he didn't have a peach But he let me roll him over Roll him over, roll him over Put it in his ass You want to fly me out, bitch I need first class The next subject Flew me out to Tampa He came on my strap I had to throw it in his hamper Flight two of the week and he still out east I had him screaming out in Boston Wasn't ready for the Frosting I'm looking for the cake And I don't like to bake Made him rise like yeast but he wasn't a beast You ain't got shit I need My strap is big enough to please Explore that ass like Magellan F*ck him like a felon In his rectum I reck'd him I got ship of chrome I got an alien probe Let me fly back home Before I dominate the globe You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg I get him on the floor He like my third leg He blowing up my phone Now he want a third date You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg He said he want some more He like my third leg We fuckin in the kitchen He like that cake mix You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg I get him on the floor He like my third leg He blowing up my phone Now he want a third date You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate You call him Captain Hook I call him peg leg He said he want some more He like my third leg We fuckin in the kitchen He like that cake mix You're in your feelings about him Bitch I'm in his prostate Deep Breath Deep Breath Bitch Dominate the globe Bitch I'm Bitch I'm in his prostate Haha that's a lot of semen I'm going to need new sheets