I Wanna Be an Alcoholic

I wanna see how low I can sink I don't even wanna have to think I wanna piss on the Tragically Hip I don't even wanna give a shit I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna see how low I can sink. I don't even wanna have to think I wanna piss on Tristan Psionic I wanna drink myself fucking moronic I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna see how low I can sink I don't even wanna have to think I wanna make Bryan Adams eat a beer shit Cause his wimpy love songs, they make me sick I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be an alcoholic