Fuckin' Christmas Time

Well everybody It's fucking Christmas Isn't everybody happy You know I am I got a little song about it I'd like to share with you It's about having a fuckin good time Here we go It's fuckin Christmas time and Santa is on his way You hear those fuckin bells chime On his motha fuckin sleigh What the hell has he brought me this year Bum bum bum bum Ah fuckin tell me that he brought us all good cheer Fuckin jingle all the way Ridin naked on a sleigh Drinkin eggnog that we made Whoa-oo-woh-oo-woh-oh Presents for my family I fuckin got a Christmas tree Deck the halls for all to see uh-whoa-oh Got all that good shit Like cookies and candy canes And as we all sit We play the fuckin Christmas games Were you a good boy Were you a good girl this year 'Cuz if you were I'll let you ride my motha fuckin reign deer Yeah Fuckin jingle all the way Ridin naked on a sleigh Drinkin eggnog that we made Whoa-oo-woh-oo-woh-oh Presents for my family I fuckin got a Christmas tree Deck the halls for all to see uh-whoa-oh It's Christmas time baby And I'm glad that you're here You know I love you And I'm just glad that Me and you can spend this fuckin Christmas together Baby look outside Do ya see all the snow You know I'm right When I say I love you so Christmas time is here It's time to spread the Christmas cheer