Mom Didn't Like Her (Skit)

I don't know why you're so bent out of shape Honestly I think you dodged a bullet Yeah you could've done so much better SO much better I mean I - I would not be caught up, worked up about any of this dude It's not bad at all, just like c'mon She thought Murr was the funniest Impractical Joker Bro what are you talmbout Dude What are you talking 'bout over there What? Sal, we all know it's Sal. Why don't you talk about what was actually wrong with her Fellas we're too old for thi- She just hated everything HATED everything She hates the p- She hates the post office Hated the post office AND She didn't couldn't dance for shi- HATED dancing dude She was awful She couldn't even dance HATED it ah my God it was brutal I hated watching her dance honestly She was bad at it too I mean oh- Dad was tryna give her lessons and she just COULDN'T dance Yeah man, just forget her. Honestly I don't remember her name Dude yeah, what was her name I'on know. Yeah exactly I'on even know Forget it. ERASED it from my mind Just kiddin' Where'd you say she's from Jersey, New Jersey She just wants to stay there her whole life though She doesn't wanna see the world at all She doesn't even wanna go to Alaska She's been to LA She's been to LA We'll give her that Dude she didn't like the OCEAN Who doesn't like the OCEAN She didn't like the ocean or the rain I love the rain Yeah how do you not like the rain Rain is tough dude I do like the rain Whatever happened to Mary Oh yeah Mary You should've stuck with Mary the whole time Yeah Mary was always there for you Dude, Mary was SICK Mary was the best Mary was awesome I'll always love Mary if I'm bein' honest You even wrote Mary that poem like Mary You shoulda always bee- You should've never left Mary Yeah we all know that Alright, c'y'all wrap this up and come in here I wanna show you this song I'on know why we're still talkin' about this You guys got anything else Any last words Maybe the cold how she didn't like the winter Actually yeah, yeah I do have something to say Don't say it Mom didn't even like her Alright that's enough I'm not - we're not talkin' 'bout this I said it I said it Alright I'm leavin' I'm out that's not true dude don't say that shit again She didn't even like her Mom didn't even like her Damn That's not true though Mom loved her at the time Yeah We all did honestly Is that what you wanted Chad Is this skit supposed to be sad or funny Yeah dude, she fell Broke all the glasses of milk And then just walked away Wait wait wait restart that one