Where the #$&% is SANTA? (Original Motion Picture Theme Song)

Where the f*ck is Santa Clause? He won't accept our calls Suit up and tag along Yo, if Santa don't exist We're all gonna be pissed And we'll cross him off Our list So he'll never be missed Now we're heading up north Yeah, you get the gist (Yeah) One hell of trip YO, pass me that fifth Where the f*ck is Santa Clause? He won't accept our calls Suit up and tag along Fat man's in Lapland, to be exact Tattoo that map man, lets stay on track Yoo Hoo, Santa, we're on our way It's Bam and friends (Yo) to save the day Where the f*ck is Santa Clause? He won't accept our calls Suit up and tag along Sled dogs and reindeer Drink hundreds of beers (Yeah) Rock stars, small cock stars The Dudesons are here (Yo) Shat out an eye, a holiday treat So spend your Christmas with Bam Yo that can't be beat Where the f*ck is Santa Clause? He won't accept our calls Suit up and tag along