The Chicken Song

When something's pissing you right off It's left you glum and blue Down in the dumps morose and sad cnd there's nothing you can do Some arsehole's gone and spoilt your day Some bad news just came through Look to our friend the chicken She'll show you want to do She goes c buck, buck, buck, buck, buck buck off c buck, buck, buck, buck off I said buck buck buck buck buck buck off c buck buck buck buck off Buck off Life is god damned hard for chickens Poor defenceless creature Whether fox or dog or even you Everything's trying to eat her Then every day an egg to lay That tears her arse asunder How does she deal with it all? She swears like bloody thunder She goes c buck, buck, buck, buck, buck buck off c buck, buck, buck, buck off I said buck buck buck buck buck buck off c buck buck buck buck off Buck off buck buck buck buck off Buck off buck buck buck buck off Buck off buck buck buck buck off Yeah Don't know what to do or say? You really can't decide I have got the answer for you Let the chicken be your guide What do you say when ... Somebody else got a gig you really hoping to get because they fit the brand better than you ... Buck off Some arsehole on the telly talking shit ... Buck off The person that keeps passive aggressively cc-ing you on emails you have no int... buck off Or to all the people doing better than you at life Or to you ex who keeps keeps writing nasty comments on your social 2.47 in the morning,, then accidentally sends photos of her with someone else, then wants to go out for a drink with you to talk things over, and then tries to sleep with you .... Buck off Your mum won't want you swearing It may well upset her Get her to channel her inner chicken You'll both feel so much better She goes c buck, buck, buck, buck, buck buck off c buck, buck, buck, buck off I said buck buck buck buck buck buck off c buck buck buck buck off Buck off buck buck buck buck off Buck off buck buck buck buck off Buck off Yeah The chicken never wins This sad defenceless bird clways dies there at the end But who gets the last word?