You Suck! (At Romance)

Here we are, it's the same song and dance I flash a smirk, you give a glance A little show I try to display But you would rather run away I try to tease, you grab your phone Another text, I sit and groan I try again and still no luck Is there something in my teeth or what? What am I gonna to do with you? You could buy me a flower, maybe two Don't be mean, where's your ring? It's just an accessory to you Cause when I light some candles, it goes over your head I put on a show right before bed When I try to get close, you just play dead oh, oh I know that you love me But come on hun, this can still be fun Or do I have to sign you up for lessons in France? Cause you suck!... at romance You're almost perfect, there's one thing you lack No, I don't mean your skills in the sack It's just the previews that are wack Return the pic? Baby got back It's like cutting through red tape Just to get through a date Or am I alone? Whoops, nope, sorry... You're just on your phone Cause when I light some candles, it goes over your head I put on a show right before bed When I try to get close, you just play dead oh, oh I know that you love me But come on hun, this can still be fun Or do I have to sign you up for lessons in France? Cause you suck!... at romance You Suck! At romance You Suck! At romance You Suck! At romance You Suck! At romance Cause when I light some candles, it goes over your head I put on a show right before bed When I try to get close, you just play dead oh, oh Seriously, do I stink? But come on hun, this can still be fun Or do I have to sign you up for lessons in France? Cause you suck!... at romance