Kick Like That

Lazy eye is occupied by my demise Lazy eye is occupied by my demise He said "what you looking at?" Flexing guns in his habitat Staring hard through a cataract Great big hands behind his great big back I don't think I can ignore this I'm nervous and he saw this I'm dying on the surface thinking I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that "I said I'm in the wrong place And I'm in the wrong mind Can we not just rewind I'll get my coat and I'll leave this time?" He said "you're joking aren't you sweetheart? My mates are in the car park, I'll text them when the fight starts my friend." I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that Their eyes both seem lazy Left looks right and right seems crazy This beast was in the Navy Middle east or so they tell me Their footwork is amazing Their hand speed is amazing Their body hair is amazing Their spray tan just amazing I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that Lazy eye is occupied by my demise Lazy eye is occupied by my demise I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that I wish I could kick like that