You Need To... (Skit)

You need to make music that I can shake my ass to Make me want to put my hands on my knees and put my ass up on a nigga Well let me see it then Aye bro Sup You know you need to dumb it down a little bit I mean you dope and all but people ain't always trying To hear that deep word play all the time I like it You just need to make it simple You know for other people Man its Hip-Hop bro what You need to get a face tattoo Maybe grow your hair out and dye it That's the wave now a days Yeah CJ You need to do that Nah you tripping You need to make your songs more pop More boom clap beats To get on the radio I love your message I just love it It's just too urban to be played over the air Maybe talk about bitches and money and killing and drugs Oh and the hood Yeah you need to do that and we'll definitely put that in rotation Clown ass You need to sing on all your songs That's what all the rappers do now anyway Might as well do the same things they do I can't even sing though You need to rap faster I love rappers that rap fast Or try mumbling I love that too I don't know what they be saying all the time but them beats go hard and it's lit I'll pass on that one Alright bro this what you need to do You need to make a beef with somebody more famous than you That will get people looking at you and then you on bro You need to do that right away Bro I don't even know what the f*ck you just said my nigga You need to get shot Everybody loves a rapper that got shot Yeah man y'all wild for that one Listen man I appreciate the unsolicited advice But thanks but no thanks I'm just gone be me CJ Watson