New Car

Okay so I've been feeling pretty down lately And I've asked friends and family for advice And collectively decided that well I want a new car Like a really nice and fast car Like a really nice fast car that girls can see Pull up from far away and they’ll say How did you end up this way? And I’ll say well baby hop on in And let me explain And I’ll begin to exclaim How I used to be lame And then I became a crafty genius at a young age And how I now can join all the elites with my bitcoin And we all chill and enjoy being rich And fancy playboys But I’d be lying Oh I’d be lying cause I’m really not a lion More a sheep who’s shoes untie and Can’t afford a buy in To your scheme that’s based on science But if I had a new car man At least you’d buy it Oh yeah you’d buy it Oh yeah you’d buy it Every word and every lie and Run and tell your friends How you just met your new man "He’s a lion Also rich and a star and Girl he has a really nice car” You’d call me and say baby "What do you got?" And I wouldn’t pull up like some loser In a bright blue Fiat But instead I’d drive real fast While being obviously late And I do that super cool thing where I wink at you over my shades Why don’t You tell me I’ve got food In my teeth? Probably cause you’re riding in my new car I can’t believe how damn easy My shitty life could really be If all I did was save and buy a new car That's it! Just buy a new car and You'll be happy instantly Immediately