Cain Sings The Blues

My pants is tight And my balls is long My o is itchin From this camel hair thong My legs is sweaty And my mind is too Skip skiffington Is the last angry jew My hands is hairy And my sight is gone Because my willy's been Inside your mom When I was 52 I had 3 balls I bury living cats inside my walls Girls are screaming Boys are crying Uncle teddy's fish are dying I got gonorrhea when I Butt fucked a dead armadillo Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter Beat the shit out of your brother Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy [Jim's insightful speech:] So the other day, I went to go pay cash for my brand new Lexus And the rims I ordered, they put the wrong fuckin rims on It's like when I'm going into a restaurant to eat I can't sit down without some son-of-a-bitch kid coming up to me And saying "Hey! Sign this! Sign this!" Why don't you sign my cock you little bastard I'm trying to eat a fuckin meal here I don't care if you buy my records Get the fuck out of here before I punch your cock I'm sponsored by Adidas And what do I give a fuck if little philipino kids work for 15 cents a year to make these god damn shoes They look great! You put on a pair of Adidas and a brand new fuckin fur coat and you are stylinAnd let's face it, that's what this business is all about STYLE! I mean listen to these guitars, they sound like shit Me and Jimmy made this up in a half an hour You don't have to be any good to do this Kiss my belly button from the inside Gangleosis streaming dreams Woke up in a box of beans Wizards dragons demons blizzards Stuff your rectum full of gizzards Beavers in my ssl I condemn them all to hell Drinking beer out of your ass Fuck your mom with broken glass I hope mom will be home soon So I can get some tasty poon Shoots and ladders getting fatter Puppy soup is not for me Williamsburg upon the wall Who says williams best of all I'll throw liquid on your console If I don't take my haldol