Every Egg Broke

I wrote a song once And when I sang it every egg broke Every egg within a hundred miles I wrote a song once And when I sang it every egg broke Every egg within a hundred miles Popped like a soda can in the freezer I wrote a song once And when i sang it every egg broke Every egg within a hundred miles Cracked like a wine glass in a cartoon when the opera singer sings Diner line cooks were at a loss Restaurant owners cried Bakers improvised with soy milk and bananas Clerks and bag boys at every grocery store Set about toweling the mess Pushing the white and yellow goo into bags and drains and puddles Yolks rolled down aisles Pipes clogged, roaches and ants ate well Scientists mused and were briefly sought out by confused local news affiliates to explain the occurrence What had happened was quite simple But what they couldn't explain was why it never had happened before I wrote a song once And when I sang it every egg broke Every egg within a hundred miles Popped like bubble wrap Even after weeks had gone by People all over the world were hesitant to buy eggs Prices dropped And it wasn't the mess that people were scared of It was the fact of the invisible connection Between every egg that freaked them out People were scared and I could understand why If my eggs are somehow linked to my neighbors eggs Through the invisible fabric of spacetime And at any moment There could be some sort of synchronized destructive resonating between them Then forget it I'll go without eggs I wrote a song once And when i sang it every egg broke Every egg within a hundred miles Busted open like a china cabinet in an earthquake I bark at you I shake too I hold onto grains of truth, wet noodles I'll be fine Only be good, and all will be well I am princely and forgotten And forgetting I am hanging on Around the edges I am singed And infringed upon. Peacetime music Glassy dream ballets left unfinished The possibility still twitching like a motion sensor night light Lovely but awake So many notes So many holes left to be dusted I wrote a song once and when I sang it every egg broke Every egg within a hundred miles I wrote a song once and when I sang it every egg broke Every egg within a hundred miles I wrote a song once and when I sang it every egg broke Every egg within a hundred miles