Ready For Disaster

"Shit, it's Frizz and his crew tripping on shrooms isn't it dude? This is the biggest news since the Asian avian flu" Yeah we got video cameras with us in this corny club But we got fucked up and kicked out, on to the corner pub "Record a slut!" I already am with my steady-cam Making 'em as horny as f*ck and very ready for a man I seek a chick who's fake and getting plenty sweaty with a tan And I'll leave that bitch shaking, wet and messy like Japan Well I guess it just depends on Japanese opinions Too soon? Flip a coin and let that fucking penny spin "What you chose?" You lose, it's never too soon so boo hoo Film your reaction and whack it on YouTube I'm smacking some huge dude, grabbing his slut and slapping her two boobs Thrash 'em and mash 'em back in her boob tube And that's a select few of my tricks, "You are the shit!" I f*ck the poo out of chicks and get fondue on my dick I'm getting ready for disaster to strike So just pass me the mic and I can handle this like An epidemic is coming, a pandemic is near So damn let it be clear, the man Frizzle is here And I'm getting ready for disaster to strike So just pass me the mic and I can handle this like An epidemic is coming, a pandemic is near So damn let it be clear, the man Frizzle is here Yeah you can get me a beer, a cold pint of Stella I've been told that you're jealous of me, oh why I never Woulda said a thing, never bring your knife to my gunfight I'm like a comet rocking earth and blocking out the sunlight I'm mucking up the weather system, relation to devastation Mutation of the foundations of nations' civilizations Be patient 'cos reformation of creation is an ancient practice "The fact is you rap like a faggot" With whack shit, you shoulda been in that movie Cleopatra Elizabeth Taylor makes you look like a moldy actress I can't quit spitting and thinking of shit to spit about My dick is out of it's zip and it's fitting in that bitches mouth Check this out, the teeny boppers wanna take my picture now I'm making 'em hot and steamy, they'll flock to see me when this record's out You wanna go and ride big Frizzy slut? Giddy up! We f*ck and you're not gonna be able to get rid of your chlamydia I'm getting ready for disaster to strike So just pass me the mic and I can handle this like An epidemic is coming, a pandemic is near So damn let it be clear, the man Frizzle is here And I'm getting ready for disaster to strike So just pass me the mic and I can handle this like An epidemic is coming, a pandemic is near So damn let it be clear, the man Frizzle is here "Now all of this disaster that you're referring to has been Coming from your mind?" Ha, let me talk a little bit faster You bastard, I've mastered fate, I won't have to pray A chick grabs my dick, "Oh so you don't have to masturbate?" Yeah that's the way, clever guessing, they are never resting Make them messy bitches eat my dick like a dish of delicatessen With dressing, confess that I'm stressed and just repressing Half a depressive mind, "Oh my, it's a blessing in disguise" This damn social anxiety's an emotional side of me I suppose that I kinda see hope, joking this cider drink's Got me thinking positive again in my brain, face it Mainly I'm just strange but I feel crazy and deranged "Is it multiple personality?" Brother I'm glad you get it 'Cos it's silly when one side thinks the other is schizophrenic "He's an apathetic heretic" Apologetic? Forget it "He's getting poetic" I said it, you're fucking pathetic, and me... I'm getting ready for disaster to strike So just pass me the mic and I can handle this like An epidemic is coming, a pandemic is near So damn let it be clear, the man Frizzle is here And I'm getting ready for disaster to strike So just pass me the mic and I can handle this like An epidemic is coming, a pandemic is near So damn let it be clear, the man Frizzle is here