D's NUTZ

Look, I'm getting hungry And I got no money And my buddy's Eating some funyuns F*ck that I don't want none of that I don't want my breath Smelling like onions A quarter the way through my shift I don't get a break Till the middle of it So I got a wait Two more hours and sit But I got a bag That can get me through this So I unzip I reach inside And I pull D's NUTZ out Oh my God They're super sized And I love these flavors From blue diamond baby Those who despise and hate me Suddenly try to praise me Because they seent What I'm packin' And now they're salivating These bitches a succulent I keep on crush'n 'em You know I keep it a hundred hah I'm tipping the bag upside down Until every last one of 'em' s gone If you wanna come get D's NUTZ Then you better come get them While the gettin's good 'Cause I got a whole bag in my hand And they're really fuckin good Fine, here you can have a cup But not an 8 ounce Have a Dixie cup That's half of 6 ounces And that's all you get a bruh And try not to get a nut Stuck in your throat Or you'll be coughing atrociously From that wasabi seasoning That the motherfuckers' coated with Y'all want to pick up a cup, hah Y'all wanna taste of D's NUTZ, hah If so I might have just enough, uh We'll open a bag and we'll have some Ya don't have to beg you can grab'm And no hollow legs you can have a Dixie cup per head And y'all bitches can Cup D's NUTZ Wasabi soy's my favorite That shit's legit All the boys and girls Be begging for it Habanero barbecue is my shit And I be Sharing Because my bag is big Cup D's NUTZ Whoa whoa slow down That's enough Save some for the rest Now I have got many to share With anybody anywhere I'll give a nut here And I'll give a nut there I come prepared with plenty to spare After all Sharon and Karen I mean, sharing is caring And I have a heart I'm wearing on my sleeve No pardon me While I go tear into D's NUTZ Yeah there so perfect Salty and sublime People say they're damn divine And if you want some stand in line Here's a cup 'Cause I don't want Your hands in mine I don't know What the f*ck you touched And I don't trust Your sanitizer wisenheimer I don't mind If you are grabbing my bag Just don't be grabbing my NUTZ Don't even think about Peeling the seal open 'Cause if I catch you I'm fucking you up I don't mind spreading the love Ask and I'll get you a cup And I'll fill it up Till it runneth over The brim of the cup And I'll make it rain NUTZ I can make it rain all night and day Don't shy away you'll love the taste So try this flavor baby That habanero bangin' Wasabi drive me crazy I see you staring at'm And I know you're salivating Y'all want to pick up a cup, hah Y'all wanna taste of D's NUTZ, hah If so I might have just enough, uh We'll open a bag and we'll have some Ya don't have to beg you can grab'm But no hollow legs you can have a Dixie cup per head And y'all bitches can Cup D's NUTZ Wasabi soy's my favorite That shit's legit All the boys and girls Be begging for it Habanero barbecue is my shit And I be Sharing Because my bag is big Cup D's NUTZ Cup D's NUTZ MUSIC Solo Cup D's NUTZ MUSIC Solo Ya'll bitches can Cup D's NUTZ Wasabi soy's my favorite That shit's legit All the boys and girls Be begging for it Habanero barbecue is my shit And I be Sharing Because my bag is big Cup D's NUTZ