Virus M (Full Retard)

(Ring) (Sighs) Education department Dan speaking Yeah hey a Harms I got a mandate you tonight Thank Hinsman for calling off So a You're at the top of the page dude Sir, sir l There's no way I'm at the top of the page I was just hit last night How can this be I-I wanna bypass I can't give you a bypass I just bypassed the last 15 people I tried to mandate so Your mandated (Sighs) Your mandated bitch Brace yourselves, everybody For the new fast spreading variant Of the Virus M. called the Full Retard It is the most aggressive And dominant one we've had yet The clock goes off at a quarter to four And I still snooze it I used to do my crunches Every morning but screw it I gotta save my energy So I can stay lucid Cause I'm losing all my sleep Working for these lazy losers Who refuse to pull their duty And I don't give a rat's booty They can't refute me So they won't say nothing to me As you see They're not even On the clock to do it So truly We're the only ones That going through it Something's emerged It's a monster for sure What was the Virus M. has morphed Do something much worse You got like nine or ten More motherfuckers from work On workers comp and then They're out of sight again Then everybody's talking Negatively about everybody Then they wonder why Somebody says F*ck the money Cause they get their fragile feelings Hurt then they takeoff running And it's funny how they confuse Their coworkers as buddies The Variant is making Everybody become enemies To anybody who doesn't know What the Virus M. could be Just let me get a little time To describe what premise is It's mandated overtime In 16 hour session see I spent so much time at work The only time I get to do my laundry When normal people go nighty nighty Most likely I'm rifling through my dirty clothes To find a uniform So f*ck my whitey-tighties It's the permanent outbreak The Variant M. Where everybody is burnt out And buried again What once Was the quarterly outbreak's An outrage I'll take a nap and clock in again It's the Full Retard strain Of the Virus M. Where you are getting a mandate Again and again Like every damn day Where it never ends F*ck your fam f*ck your friends And f*ck your plans The antidote To the Full Retard is a bypass Man what a joke When I pull that card it's my ass I get in trouble The same as a person refusing So I might as well take the double And save all the excuses Out of everyone I think I've earned the right to be bitching I'm never home to eat a meal Or relax in my kitchen The Virus M. Full Retard Made me feel like quitting Making music But I've relapsed And I'm really fucking itching Every one of us Feels cut to the bone with no stitches With a heavy dose of Burning acetone when it's injected Every time we gotta Answer the phone And we gotta listen To the head honcho Who rants on the phone When he's gotta stick it to you Here's a mandate Here's a mandate too Here's a mandate On a mandate for you Every guy has Fucking bypass By the time that It is my ass That he cries at I'm trapped In a fight that Where my mind's at After I snap I will fight back As I write that Virus M. Full Retard That ignites fast BOOM a dynamite blast If you're not down With the Virus M. Variant Then apparently It's something you never experienced Up in Harrisburg I hope that the head of management's Hearing it I'm sharing it with everyone Before they can bury it It's the permanent outbreak The Variant M. Where everybody is burnt out And buried again What once Was the quarterly outbreak's An outrage I'll take a nap and clock in again It's the Full Retard strain Of the Virus M. Where you are getting a mandate Again and again Like every damn day Where it never ends F*ck your fam f*ck your friends And f*ck your plans (Ring Ring) (Sigh) education department Dan speaking Here's a mandate for you There's no fucking way F*ck your plans The speed is supersonic It's hitting like the bubonic It varied from being inconvenient Two fucking demonic Hearing the telephone ring It needs to be demolished Full Tard variant's burying me Tell I'm feeling plutonic (Ring Ring Ring) I have to mandate you again I know that I mandated you yesterday I have the shittiest Places for you to work I don't give a f*ck What do you have to say Let me take the words out his mouth F*ck my fam F*ck my friends F*ck my plans So he can look like the man With a schedule in his hand That's full of Improperly mandated people So he can go home And get more sleep than we do Now I'll leave my immediate Boss alone for a minute And load up another lyrical Bullet in hopes of hitting The greedy folks who are shitting On all those below them I hope this lyrical bullet I'm speaking Hits 'em between the biscuits Now I'mma shoot another lyrical Round off through the speaker That's pointed back at my workplace Cause we noticeably hit Rock bottom to a dummy But the leaders act like They don't know we have a problem Head bosses Rolling through my station All up on their fake shit Ask me how the mandates Going I don't say shit All I know is that I wanna Send them on a one way space trip It's the permanent outbreak The Variant M. Where everybody is burnt out And buried again What once Was the quarterly outbreak's An outrage I'll take a nap and clock in again It's the Full Retard strain Of the Virus M. Where you are getting a mandate Again and again Like every damn day Where it never ends F*ck your fam f*ck your friends And f*ck your plans Virus M. Ladies and gentlemen The Virus M. Has gone Full Retard F*ck your fam It is definitely the most aggressive Strain that we have seen In the workplace Virus M. Minor symptoms include Change of friendship dynamics In the workplace F*ck your friends Major symptoms include Lack of sleep In a decreased immune system Virus M. There seems to be no vaccine To treat this virus It's affecting everybody in this direct Immediate workplace Not all the other ones Virus M. Just this place (Music) Virus M. Full Retard