Cabbage (Bonus Track)

The names D-ski Danger/ I’m fucked up in the head imma stranger/ n I got issues wit anger/ like when I used a plastic hanger/ to carve my name on some bitch Ann Clair/ I decided to brand her/ for not lettin me stalk her/ imma nerd/ so yes I’ll marry the f*ck outta Hermione Granger/ when I was a kid I pretended I had a pager/ I got the mood of a badger/ I’ll set fire to any random person n call em a flamer/ I’m throwin blood on people as a modern day painter/ if you gotta hot mother/ I’ll tell you how much I wanna bang her/ n when you get mad I’ll call you a fucken hater/ I ask dim questions n give no answer/ you won’t see me in public dressed as a faker/ more like an asshat prankster/ servin salty dick to a annoyed bystander/ dumb bitch equals my dick has to tamper/ optimistically I stole a tanker/ dramatically into a wall I drove it while plastered/ fucken glitch in the program not set to standard/ 24 7 my dick needs a handler/ that someone tried to pander/ I tied that muhfucka to a anchor/ f*ck shit bitch dick fucken pussy excuse my grammar/ my best friend who’s white told me I should get tanner/ accidentally on purpose I sat on a hamster/ punched people in a soul train line cuz I’m a angry dancer/ test drove a Mitsubishi Lancer/ n stabbed the salesman for tryna pose as a rapper/ f*ck that guy everybody’s cashin in on da culture/ If my dog keeps barking I’m just gone start shooting at every single thing animal n person that provoke him on social media my cousin said I wasn’t shit cuz I didn’t hold back saying my moms an Irritating bitch it’s just the truth n shit he didn’t grow up in my house n in the end he had his issues n I had mine the only differences is he brought his upon him I stole a cabbage/ From a rabbit/ Cuz I was a mad kid/ Wit a hatchet/ N tennis racket/ That I use to fight all this madness/ Stole a Magnet/ Said it was magic/ Till the it attracted/ To a metal cabinet/ Now I’m tied for reekin havoc/ Once again I fucked Candice/ Got dammit/ I knew that pussy was ratchet/ n that bitch is kinda bat shit/ But it made my wee wee feel fantastic/ Now I’m worried cuz I mite be havin her tenth kid/ It’s hard to blend in/ In a room full of whites wit this brown skin/ I’m just sayin/ it’s Cuz it’s Uncomfortable when all these racists Americans/ Are tryna make America white again/ Which it never was to begin wit/ Ain’t nobody got a big enough dick/ to say/ the shit/ I lay/ in the form of a sentence/ So I guess I’m a big dick/ Extremely focused on ritalin/ Wit this pen/ N a written/ Passion/ Of some kind/ in my mind/ Printin/ on paper/ To deliver/ An airworthy/ disease/ A Fucken Virus/ Of my shit/ You Tried it/ Got infected/ Maken you my bitch/ An question/ I’m always askin/ Am I gifted/ In this/ hiphop religion/ Or am I just an annoyin/ Desperate/ musician/ Beggin/ Muhfuckas to buy my contagion/ that’s goin no where a fucken pigeon/ Hopin/ For rations/ Wanna see my dick for $2 I’ll flash it/ Im the opposite of a modern day/ Beethoven/ I hear what I can’t see/ I’m not blind/ I just know when muhfucken phonies/ Are talkin about me/ f*ck yall I have a leather jacket I have Lucille/ n my nut sack is made of steel/ imma go straight Negan on you muhfuckas If my dog keeps barking I’m just gone start shooting at every single thing animal n person that provoke him on social media my cousin said I wasn’t shit cuz I didn’t hold back saying my moms an Irritating bitch it’s just the truth n shit he didn’t grow up in my house n in the end he had his issues n I had mine the only differences is he brought his upon him Imma ugly Dyke/ that attached to dildo to a bike/ so I can get off while I fucken ride/ If you say I’m Trippin it’s probably cuz I’m high/ off glue bunch of mixed shit n a tad bit of life/ I stab myself in the knee wit a knife/ twice/ no f*ck it thrice/ why/ mothafucka didn’t I just say I/ was fucken high/ I see other brown skin men sayin/ I’m tired of bein/ black not havin a dime/ n I reply/ I’m just tired of not havin a dime/ you think if I was white/ my dick would be this big size/ probably nihh/ I Cry/ night after night/ in a lie/ thats why my mind/ is so fried/ Imma do somethin fucken dumb to go viral/ like sit in a car n try to film a Toronto/ like those dumbass people/ damn the world is full of dumbos/ I guess potato patoto/ tomato tamoto/ hot sauce on a stank hoe/ n a taco/ I ran out of condoms so I sprayed flex seal on my dick/ To prevent/ havin more kids/ I’m not havin six/ n she’s already got one in/ N I ain’t tryna make her more pregnant/ Man that shit hurt like f*ck/ when I was tryna bust a nut/ My family n associates/ say I cuss/ to much/ in my music/ n I say yeah I know stupid/ it’s cuz I make grow foke shit that’s therapeutic/ I don’t advise it/ if cuss words make you allergic/ that’s just some hallucinogenic/ shit grow a fucken pair bitch/ n I can’t apologize if y’all pussy hurt grow a dick n use it/ Imma tuck my dick in between/ my legs dress up like a lady/ lie n say usher give me/ a severe case of hurpees/ Knowin I’m lyin n my ass is ugly/ blame this economy/ it’s got me out here thirsty/ for money/ Imma throw a big/ ass party/ n only/ invite the people I talked shit/ about in my music/ see how awkward/ that shit gets/ like tryna f*ck a dyslexic/ chick/ backwards/ n shit/ If my dog keeps barking I’m just gone start shooting at every single thing animal n person that provoke him on social media my cousin said I wasn’t shit cuz I didn’t hold back saying my moms an Irritating bitch it’s just the truth n shit he didn’t grow up in my house n in the end he had his issues n I had mine the only differences is he brought his upon him